Lily Allen has gone to her blog in an attempt to explain her scandalous behavior at the GQ awards earlier this week.

She had been asked to be a presenter and while she was on stage told her her co-host, rock icon Sir Elton John, to eff off during a presentation.

Says Allen:

” i , now it’s all died down i’m saying my side of what I can’t believe is considered to be a story.
Elton john and I are friends. I was honoured when Elton asked me to present the GQ awards with him this year in association with Elton’s AIDS foundation. Not only was it for a good cause but who would say no to Elton.
I’m not defending my drunkeness because i don’t need to, i’m 23 it was an awards ceremony i drank the free champagne, how awful of me.
Trying to create a feud on the other hand, and trying to make me out as being some rude little girl with a drink problem is just unfair, Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, infact neither of us gave it a second thought. It’s sad that an evening enjoyed by all had to ruined by some bitter journos again.
Alfie and Jamie had never been engaged, Jamie and I are the best of friends and I was just winding Alfie up , he’s my little brother and that’s what siblings do. Jamie wasn’t pissed off with me, if she was i would have known about it, believe me.
This isn’t meant to be a place for me to respond to journalists, but I am very grateful I have this page, if i didn’t then i would have absolutely no voice when it comes to this stuff.
All these showbiz journalists are just bullies when it comes down to it. I have felt really very bullied this week.I realise that when i first started this job I slagged a few people off when I probably shouldn’t have and I have been opinionated about some things, but i haven’t said a bad word about anyone for a long time, even when I have wanted to, even when people have tried to start feuds and said horrible things about me when they’d never even met me, when they’d based an opinion on me because of something they’d read. It’s hurtful, but it’s fine if you want to print a picture of me and say how awful I look, how much weight i’ve put on or how terrible my choice of clothes were that day. In my opinion it’s still a form of bullying and if anyone spoke to any of my friends like that to their faces i’d want to kill them. But character assasination is another thing it’s just not needed.

I turned up and presented an awards ceremony for charity, i drank some champagne and went home for 12.30 and again I’ve been made to feel like a bad friend and an embarassment to my fans and the people who support me. I shouldn’t have to defend myself when i’ve done nothing wrong.
And by the way, to all the photographers waiting outside my house. I won’t be leaving for a while, all my friends have gone to Bestival and i’ve got enough food and fags to last me till wednesday, so you might as well fuck off and find somebody else to make miserable.”

Not a classy apology/explanation when she signs off at the end telling the paparazzi to eff off.
Doesn’t she realize that not everyone knows the extent of her relationship with Elton. To all those people watching, she looked like a spoiled and drunk fool. There is really no way to know that they are indeed friends and that this was a bit of friendly teasing!

The USA today used Lindsay’s mugshot in an article about Ignition locks. Here is what Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer Blair Berk had this to say  “USA TODAY is idiotic for running such an irresponsible advertisement, suggesting that drinking and driving is some kind of American “tradition” we should protect. Not identifying that this ad was paid for by the liquor industry is profoundly reckless.

Drunk, old, white businessmen, drunk cougars out for girls night out, and drunk wedding parties should be kept off the roads of America. Lindsay Lohan fully endorses ignition interlock devices that have been well-proven to save lives.”

Paris Hilton partied in a huge martini glass when performing with the Pussycat Dolls.

She actually looks super sexy! I am not the biggest Paris fan, but she does have her hot moments.  I would totally love to splash around in a large glass like that. Although I probably will never get to because of my non celebrity status! lol

For those of you who aren’t in the loop, Barron Hilton was arrested early this morning for drunk driving. The 18 year old heir blew 0.14 almost double of the legal limit. His bail was set at 20,000 dollars, which seems like chump change but his friends couldn’t even make the bail. When Barron called Paris to bail him out, Paris told him to deal with the consequences. Isn’t that responsible of her? She just went through the same thing, and her family was there for her through the whole ordeal. I can’t believe she wouldn’t go pay the bail for her lil bro.

Britney has been photographed with her parenting coach to keep her in line, and apparently Lindsay Lohan also has her own shadow, a sobriety minder named Jenni Muro shadowing her around to make sure she behaves.

I wonder how much she is being paid, but whatever it is, the woman seems to be earning her salary as so far she has done a successful job of keeping Lindsay on track since there have been no scandalous pics of her since her release from rehab.

Keep it up Linds!

Michael Lohan recently confirmed to Access Hollywood that he will be heading back for a second trip to Utah to spend five days with her at the Cirque Lodge rehab center..“We’re going to spend some quality time together,” her publicity-hungry dad told Access.

People magazine, received an email from Lindsay’s publicity-hungry mom Dina where they quoted her seeming pleased that he would get the chance to spend time with their daughter. “It can only help her recovery. It’s time to mend,” the e-mail stated. “He is visiting Lindsay alone because we are giving her dad a chance to make amends.”

Nice to see both have agreed to stop the hating and co-parent their wayward child together.

Lindsay has been at the secluded lodge since August 3rd. Her dad’s first visit was on Sept. 5 th. It was the first time the two had seen each other since 2004.

Maybe, just maybe they might be able to actually have the whole family visit her before she gets released.

Lindsay loves music,” a friend tells us. “She loves writing songs.” Her track “Confessions of a Broken Heart (Daughter to Father)” grew out of her tormented relationship with dad Michael Lohan. Lindsay is certainly less of a gamble as a singer. “A record by Lindsay Lohan costs almost nothing to make,” says one exec. “She doesn’t need a big band. You just give her some songs and session musicians. And, God knows, she already has name recognition.” The music business traditionally tolerates - make that glorifies - its addled artists. Look at the late, great Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Sid Vicious and Kurt Cobain. (Not to draw any grim comparisons, Lindsay.) “Tommy Mottola knows how to handle divas,” says a source, noting that the former Sony Music chairman’s wives have included Mariah Carey and Thalia. But lately, relations between Mottola and Lohan are said to have cooled. (He didn’t return our calls.) And others at Universal Music are approaching her cautiously. “As much as she wants to make another album,” says one insider, “the feeling is she needs to get herself cleaned up. Then we can talk about it.”

Apparently Linday Lohan has called from rehab to her music label Universal to start working on her third album! I am sure rehab is super inspiring! You think this girl would have given up on her music career after her last album bombed!

I can hardly even stomach this picture of her a*s with her two stripper friends. This picture is before Britney shaved her head but the pictures have just recently leaked.

Here is the picture, I blocked out the crack cause I just couldn’t have those butt’s on my blog!

“The party was canceled officially over two weeks ago. We were confused why PURE was even still promoting it,” Lohan’s rep tells Us Weekly. “But Lindsay will not be having the birthday party at PURE and is focusing on her recovery 100 percent.”

It’s really a shame because the amount of attention that party would have and the drama that probably would have went along with it would have been priceless. 1
I wonder why PURE would still be promoting it, I guess they will have an LiLo bash without her

Paris has been transfered back to Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood. She was recently being housed in the medical ward of Twin Towers.  When being housed in the medical center was costing tax payers about 1000 dollars to house her their each day. Her new home is a 12×8 private cell. I don’t really see how she was totally fine before she went into jail and then boom she has all these illness. I think it is a bunch of BS!

There has reportedly been pressure on the Sheriff’s Department to move her back to the Lynwood jail as soon as possible, where she will remain in the clinic until she is deemed “medically stable” enough to be placed in her cell. A law enforcement official connected with Lynwood tells TMZ, “To describe Paris as emotionally upset would be an understatement.”