No more Neverland burial for Michael Jackson

It seems that the initial plan of burying the late pop legend at his beloved Neverland ranch have been canceled due to health regulations and other some such impediments. Even though the company that now owns Neverland applied for an exemption in Michael Jackson’s case, they couldn’t get it in time. The Jackson family has released the following statement regarding the glass coffin idea: “Contrary to previous news reports, the Jackson family is officially stating that there will be no public or private viewing at Neverland. Plans are underway regarding a public memorial for Michael Jackson, and we will announce those plans shortly.” Well, that sucks! Hopefully, no more Michael Jackson fans will resort to extreme acts considering this new decision… apparently, the death-toll got pretty high.