Pete Doherty to Run

The Mirror is reporting that Pete Doherty is going to run the London marathon. Yeah, right. I’ll believe that once they crown me the new queen of England and allow me to marry Prince William. Who the heck is stupid enough to believe this piece of news? There’s absolutely no chance of the troubled rocker running the marathon!

Unless of course, the British rocker thinks that they’re giving away drugs at the finish line. Then maybe there’s still a chance of him actually running. But then again, he probably wouldn’t even make it past the second mile. Forget him winning and getting the drugs.