Apparently Paula Abdul says that she has a reflex sympathetic dystrophy (RSD), which is a chronic neurological disorder. It is also very painful.

“It can come and go at any time, but I no longer have the intense nerve pain that is associated with RSD, thank God. I have four titanium plates in my neck. I’ve had 14 surgeries over the years. I had an operation the same evening as the first season finale of American Idol.”

Abdul was hit by a drunk driver in 1987. Then things got even worse when she was injured in an emergency plane landing in the early ’90s. I guess this may be true, but she really does seem cracked out when she is interviewed. Paula claims that she has never done drugs, or even been drunk. Somehow I find that very hard to believe.

“I try to say something and I stumble, and that’s what people have picked up on. I’m not polished.”

Well Girl we all know you aren’t polished, but goodluck to you and hope you feel ‘better’.

Lindsay Lohan’s ex Calum Best who is 26 years old and a part-time model, now has his own public embarrassment going on.  A secretly taped video of him with two hookers is now being played out in the British media and it is scandalous!  I won’t go into graphic detail, but just to let you know, he is seen snorting cocaine and engaging in kinky, and I do mean kinky, threesome action involving a whip!  The fool used his own cell phone to film his ” sex romp/ drug and drinking binge”.  Apparently the boy didn’t learn his lesson about catching himself on video as he previously did the same stunt (filiming sexual antics) some time back with Mick Jagger’s daughter Jade!

His response to his latest fiasco: “I am a young man and I like to indulge but look where it has got me — I feel ashamed.” He also made reference to his dad who died an alcoholic and was also a playboy,: “Maybe it’s genetic.” 

Well Nicole sent some sort of ridiculous email out to her buddies inviting them to a Memorial day bash. Read the email:

Can you believe this?? She is making fun of herself that she is under 100 pounds. That is just sad. Talk about positive self image. Does she actually think she looks healthy? She is just a sack of bones! I don’t have the right to judge Nicole, but I am a bit concerned of the young girls who look up to her as a role model! What kind of message is she trying to send?  Further more what does Joel Madden even see in her, Hilary was so cute and curvy. Come to think of it, Hilary was curvy, but then towards the end of their long relationship she started to lose a lot of weight. Maybe Joel likes the bones.

Well Mischa Barton has definitely been demoted and is no longer an A list star. She hasn’t really done anything worth talking about until now. It almost seems like in the last few weeks she is trying to pull odd publicity stunts to gain a bit more popularity. Earlier she had quite the nipple slip and in Cannes she was caught smoking a joint. To make matters worse she was hospitalized. For what? No one really knows apparently some sort of reaction to something. We know Mischa likes drugs, and mixing drugs and alcohol and God knows what else is definitely a reason to be sent to the hospital.

I guess we will be seeing a lot more of Mischa since she will be trying real hard to regain her Alist status. If Mischa ends up in rehab I will just shake my head.

Inevitably?? Lohan’s x-con dad speaks out about his daughter. Wasn’t he an abusive husband or something like that? I don’t quite know the whole story with Lindsay and her dad but I know it wasn’t very good. It seems like Lohan’s parents just use Lindsay to gain their own personal fame. This is why Lindsay is fuc*ed up! You don’t see Hilary Duff’s mom speaking out publicly all the time.  You can really tell who comes from a good home and who doesn’t.

Here is what Lohan’s dad says:

“I’ve been seeing this all along,” says Mr. Lohan. “It just really bothers me that too many people are around Lindsay because of what they can get from her instead of [being there] for Lindsay herself and caring about her. She’s not just the goose that laid the golden egg, she’s a child, a human being.”

Sounds pretty sweet, but beware he also thinks she laid the golden egg.

Lindsay Lohan was involved in a car accident early this morning and apparently she was intoxicated! She apparently has been charged with a DUI. (Who would have thought??) She crashed her Mercedes SL-65 2005 into the side of a curb. There were other passengers in the car too! They all went to the hospital for minor injuries. Paparazzi were obviously the witnesses and they say she left an LA party looking completely “wasted” before the incident!

Looks like Lohan may be cellates with Paris Hilton *kidding!*.

Ok if this doesn’t give it away I don’t know what will. She should just come right out and say that she is pregnant. She has been wandering around in baggy clothes for last a few months! Why bother hiding it?? Halle just tell us! We are all dying to know why you haven’t been wearing skin tight clothes lately and with a body like yours you totally should be! Unless she has gained about 15-30 pounds there is no reason to wear a moo moo!

Jordin Sparks is the new winner for American Idol. Apparently the show only had 28 million viewers for the season finally which was actually quite the drop from last season. Either way I am sure Jordin will be a huge success. Too Bad for Blake he was kinda cute but obviously not idol material! Jordin really kicked Blake’s ass in the finals last night, his performance was nothing compared to Jordin’s.

Jay-Z and his business partner Damon Dash were served with some papers earlier this month.  It seems the two of them are being sued for a whopping 15 million for supposedly stealing the concept of their new film State Property from a novel.  Antonne Jones who wrote the book The Family: A Philadelphia Mob Story filed a lawsuit this month against the pair because he feels their film was based on his story.  Lion’s Gate who is the distributor of the film was also named as a defendant as well.

Innocent until proven guilty is how the criminal justice system works but it will be interesting to see what their defense will be.   Shame though.   What should be such an exciting time, is now going to be tainted by this scandal.

Marilyn Manson recently sat down for an interview with a reporter from Much Music to talk about himself and what has been going on with him since he has been all over the tabloids recently. With his new album and his latest music video “Heart Shaped Glasses” now playing, as well  his recent divorce from Dita Von Teese and the depression and drug use he went through while married to her he is the classic example and should be named as a poster boy for nasty rock-star boy behavior.

I have also read some articles on what his ex-wife Dita had to say about their situation and she went through hell with him. The bed in the video where he is writhing around with his new little chica is an exact replica of the marital bed they shared while married!  Can you imagine? Bad enough his new girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood is 19 years old, he has the cheek to create a video of them making out drenched in blood on a copy of the same bed he had with his ex?

Then again, really, what did Dita expect?  Marry a bad-boy rock star, get treated bad-boy rock star style.

Manson had apparently thought about committing suicide after the break-up of his marriage. Here is what he said:
“I think I discovered that there’s a big difference between wanting to die and not wanting to live because wanting to die you have a goal. Not wanting to live is empty, there’s nothing to it and it’s the worst feeling that I’ve ever had”.

Manson also said that the making of his newest album entitled “Eat Me, Drink Me” was somewhat of a cathartic experience.

“I was trying to find my identity as far as being able to understand being a person.” He added – “this record wasn’t easy to make by any means, it was the hardest to make, but when I started making it, it felt more appropriate, more right, or more forgiving, just a perfect fit for me.

Lame excuse.  The guy misbehaved, lost his lovely wife, and his marriage, yet makes a revenge video to spite her? What a JERK!

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Considering Jessica’s film and music career is going no where, she has decided to endorse another product. Is her perfume line not enough? This time it will be lingerie! I always remember on the Newlyweds show when Jess went out and bought panties that were way too expensive for Nick’s taste! I wonder if her line will be sold at Walmart, or will it be sold in high priced boutiques. (I am betting on Walmart!)

When I saw this I almost puked! (Or at least the of of the Olsens did ; ) There is no way those two girls should be Bond Girls. They are not curvaceous or even remotely sexy! They are like skeletons! This picture however I did find quite attractive but I am sure it is airbrushed as sh*t and was definitely taken before their eating disorders! Mary Kate better get on an eating plan ASAP because there is no way I could watch her little frame run around the big screen! Maybe if they get their act together and get a stylist they can pull it off because as of now they are terrifying to look at!!

Mischa Barton is DESPERATE for attention. This is probably the worst Nip slip I have seen! This isn’t even classified as a nip slip this is a full out boob peep show! I know she hasn’t been as popular lately, but this is low for Barton.

I guess the demotion to a Blist celeb is heartbreaking! This will get her back in the tabloids and gossip columns for another week or so! Mischa better get back to work soon or she will probably just fade away and we will forget all about her! Apparently she was with a male friend and her top just happened to come undone for all the paparazzi to see!